пятница, 27 апреля 2012 г.

My To-Do list

- Appear on the Royal reception 
- Be a bee 
- Catch a  thief when he robs a bank 
- Make a to-do list
- Donate my neighbour's breakfast to a homeless person
- Dye my hair to the colours of rainbow
- Gatecrash drunk to the gay bar
- Get a job in the UNO
- Go to Antarctic 
- Invent Barack Obama to my Birthday party
- Milk a goat
- Participate in Third World War
- Photocopy my cat's face
- Plant a bush of black roses
- Visit Mars

do a runner -  leave or escape hastily or furtively 
gatecrash - enter (a party or other gathering) without an invitation or ticket
skinny dipping - swim naked
an extra - an item in addition to what is usual or strictly necessary

A letter of complaint

   We were very surprised when we saw ourselves on the photo in the Internet. This is outrageous! You have no rights to do things like that! You are boldly exposed us and now people know that there are such creatures like us. If you won't delete this picture from anywhere, we'll have to kill you. AHAHA!

пятница, 20 апреля 2012 г.

Breaking News

Crazy news - you will know about it first!



Zombie seagulls are attacking alive people!




Scientists combined the DNA of a horse and a human being!



People in Siberia are so severe that they are attacking bears!

четверг, 12 апреля 2012 г.

Book Blurb

   Life is full of surprises and cruel ordeals. There's only one way to survive - fight. She isn't an exception. She has to set face against the fate. Сonstant stresses and failures were so depressing, but she tough it out. And finally, a destiny gave her a happy chance, which shouldn't be missed...

четверг, 15 марта 2012 г.

A pieces of advice about Healthy Lifestyle


1. Be positive! It will help you to be psychologically tuned to work and have a positive impact on your health. 

2. If you really want to keep a healthy lifestyle - don't smoke, don't drink, don't take drugs. Never begin and stay as far as possible from it.

3. In order to avoid stress and depression, to save your time and efforts, you should organize your daily schedule if you want to succeed. 

4. To get enough strength and energy, you should sleep 6 - 8 hours per day. Deep sleep is the vital source of brain activity, good state of health and mood. If you don't get enough sleep, you'll feel constantly tired and possibility of productive work in the afternoon will sharply decrease.  

5. It is necessary to do morning exercices to help our organism to pass from a somnolence to wakefulness. As a result, our organism is capable to react adequately to external physical and mental irritants, and finally we feel less stresses. 

6. To look well, it is also necessary to eat right. Eat more vegetables and fruit in order that our organism received as much as possible essential and useful vitamins. 

7. Drinking plenty of water daily, you will help your body to improve digestion and absorption of nutrients, as well as output the unwanted toxins.  

8. What is necessary for your body it is fresh air! Spend as much time outdoors as possible and the results will amaze you!  

9. Hobby is one of the ways to relax after a tiring working day. It can help to take your mind off the fuss and routine of everyday life, and make you feel better. 

10. One of the tips to defeat stress are the extra activities. You can become a volunteer or just be a player of a team. This will help you escape from problems at work and home and just have a good time. 

пятница, 9 марта 2012 г.

пятница, 2 марта 2012 г.

Surpise party for the best friend

   Our best friend have a birthday soon, so, we decided to arrange a memorable birthday party for her. We are going to have a foaming party in a small town Lloret del Mar on south of Spain, because our friend was here on holidays for several times with her parents, and she told us that it's a place of her dream. As our friend a real party animal, she love clubs and dancing, this party will take place in the best night club of this town "Hollywood". That night DJ Tiesto will play here. Also, this club have the biggest dance floor in the town and a cosy bar with wide variety of drinks. We hope that she would like it.
My presentation
I have dinated 1250 grains of rice.

пятница, 24 февраля 2012 г.

Dialogue of Deamons


- Hello!
- Hey, you're late again!
- Sorry, I was a wee bit busy with my work.
- As usual! I'm tired of waiting, so I've already got a wee dram of whisky!
- So, there is nothing to do. Bye!

Deamons

   Кукуруза была первым культивируемым растением в Мексике, которая была выведена из бурьяна примерно девять тысяч лет назад.
   Предполагается, что распространение по Южной Америке заняло несколько тысяч лет. В настоящее время эта культура является существенной частью суточного рациона.
   Но початки кукурузы, найденные на древних местах археологических раскопок на севере Перу, свидетельствуют о том, что люди, жившие здесь примерно 6,700 лет назад, употребляли их в пищу. 
   Исследования, проведенные на древних початках,  показали, что они использовались гораздо разнообразнее, чем раньше считалось: из них делали кукурузную муку и даже поп-корн!
   Это означает, что в некоторых зонах, люди делали поп-корн еще до того, как изобрели гончарное ремесло. Как это у них получалось, особенно когда у них не было горшков, не известно. 
   Тем более неизвестно, когда они его ели, в том веке, когда кино еще не было изобретено.
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