пятница, 25 мая 2012 г.

When I'm bored, I usually:
- sleeping;
- listening to music;
- reading a book;
- surfing the Internet, watching some funny videos or something like that;
- doing my homework;
- cooking;
- walking with friends;
- daffing;
- call somebody;
- doing sports.

Bow to me, slave!

I believe, I can fly-y-y!

And now kiss me!

A new video monitoring system "I'm whatching you".

Hey, what's up, man? 

пятница, 18 мая 2012 г.

Read, watch, play

Hold Me Closer, Necromancer by Lish McBride
The story tells about the guy Sam who lives normal life, working at a fast food joint and hanging out with a close group of friends. But once he crosses paths with the local necromancer – a guy called Douglas, who recognises Sam as a fellow necromancer with latent powers.  Unfortunately for Sam, Douglas is not the type of person who likes to share his territory and he delivers an ultimatum: Sam has one week to decide whether to join Douglas and work for him or face the consequences. So Sam must learn to control his power in order to defeat a powerful and corrupt rival and save his friends.
   I don't know why, but supernatural things are always infatuates me, so I think that it would be interesting for me to read this book. Also, I like the genre of the book - mystery. 

Terra Nova
The series is initially set in 2149, a time when overpopulation and declining air quality worldwide threatens all life on Earth. After scientists discover a rift in spacetime, they begin sending people in a series of "pilgrimages" 85 million years into Earth's Cretaceous past, to a different "time stream". The series focuses primarily on the lives of the Shannon family (Jim, his wife Elisabeth, and their three children Josh, Maddy, and Zoe) as they join the Terra Nova colony in the prehistoric past. 
   I would like to watch this TV show because I'm really fond of science-fiction genre. Also, the theme of "apocalypse" is interesting and maybe I'm mad, but I think that most of this TV show is truth of what will happen with Earth in the future.

American Horror Story
The story focuses on a family which moves to a shabby mansion in Los Angeles. The reason of moving is that the main character fooled around with the young student, but his wife caught them. It was decided to try to keep a family and they moved to another city, in this ill-starred house. Soon they find out that this house is occupied by ghosts. There are many strange characters from the first series like the patient maniac, the housemaid who the wife sees as the terrible elderly woman, and the husband as the beautiful young person, trying to tempt him, and neighbors with the whims.
   I'd like to see this TV show too, because of paranormal things again. Also, I like to watch the development of intrigues and family wrangles.

Resident Evil
A series of bizarre murders have occurred on the outskirts of Raccoon City, with signs of cannibalism on the victims' remains. The Raccoon Police Department's Special Tactics And Rescue Service (S.T.A.R.S.) are assigned to investigate the murders. S.T.A.R.S. is divided into two teams: Alpha and Bravo. Bravo team is sent first, but after contact with them is lost, Alpha team is sent to investigate their disappearance. 
   I wouldn't mind to play this game because I saw a Resident Evil film series which based on this game and I really liked it. Zombies, blood, deaths - that's cool! :D

пятница, 11 мая 2012 г.

Texting in l33t


Basic:
LMAO - laughing my ass off
LOL - laughing out loud
MYOB - mind your own business 
BRB - be right back
n00b - newbie
OMG - oh my God
ROFL - rolling on the floor laughning
m8 - mate
10x - thanks
2moro - tomorrow 

Intermediate:
@TEOTD - at the end of the day
RUOK? - are you okay?
2L84 that - too late for that
CU L8R - see you later

Advanced: 
- my heart is in pieces and only you can put it together
- I guess I never told you, I'm so happy that you're mine
- Are you free tonight of is it going to cost me? 
- Funny, lame teens and their lame texting. 
- In theory there's no difference between and practic there is. 
- Welcome to my new favourite sport - text messaging!
- Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 

In London, some people wished for world peace and an end to greed. Others wished for something for themselves, like to travel round the world or to own an expensive sports car. One man wished for health, happiness and love. We hope their wishes come true.

N Lndn, sam ppl vshd 4 wrld p3ac3 n an 3nd 2 gr33d. Othrs vishd 4 smth 4 thmslvs, lik3 2 trvl round da wrld o 2 own n 3xp3nsiv sports ka. 1 man vishd 4 h3alth, hpEn3ss n luv. Vi houp th3yr vishs cam tru. 

четверг, 10 мая 2012 г.

Picture profile

   This European painting titled Still Life is a work of unknown artist from France. Presumable date of creation is late 19th century. The picture painted on canvas by oil. Its size 10 7/8 x 9 7/8 inches (i. e. 27.6 x 25.1 cm). Currently this brushwork is in the Philadelphia Museum of Art, in John G. Johnson Collection. 
   The picture interprets to us a spirit of madness and art, reigned over the boulevards of old France,  which was accompanied by tobacco, alcohol and women. France of 19th century became a shelter for outcasts of all Europe. Even then, the artists of the old school thought that the dissolute lifestyle isn't good, and drunken crowd of migrants, fights, etc.,  really piqued them. As we can see, the artist, who took the brush and draw this picture, sought to show one of the main human vices in all its  dreariness, which, unfortunately, modern in our days. Laying on the dark color layer by layer on the canvas, he built a gloomy, eerie design out of classical elements, not even knowing that his name will be forgotten.

четверг, 3 мая 2012 г.

Top 10 ways to be annoying


1. To sing vulgar songs loudly.
2. To ask a lot of stupid questions.
3. To dish the dirt.
4. Try to be very cute.
5. To play with an automatic pen during the lecture.
6. To say obvious things with a serious face.
7. Laughing very loudly and hysterically at absolutely unfunny things.
8. To take other people’s things without asking.
9. To write letters with a lot of mistakes.
10. To give useless advices.

пятница, 27 апреля 2012 г.

My To-Do list

- Appear on the Royal reception 
- Be a bee 
- Catch a  thief when he robs a bank 
- Make a to-do list
- Donate my neighbour's breakfast to a homeless person
- Dye my hair to the colours of rainbow
- Gatecrash drunk to the gay bar
- Get a job in the UNO
- Go to Antarctic 
- Invent Barack Obama to my Birthday party
- Milk a goat
- Participate in Third World War
- Photocopy my cat's face
- Plant a bush of black roses
- Visit Mars

do a runner -  leave or escape hastily or furtively 
gatecrash - enter (a party or other gathering) without an invitation or ticket
skinny dipping - swim naked
an extra - an item in addition to what is usual or strictly necessary

A letter of complaint

   We were very surprised when we saw ourselves on the photo in the Internet. This is outrageous! You have no rights to do things like that! You are boldly exposed us and now people know that there are such creatures like us. If you won't delete this picture from anywhere, we'll have to kill you. AHAHA!

пятница, 20 апреля 2012 г.

Breaking News

Crazy news - you will know about it first!



Zombie seagulls are attacking alive people!




Scientists combined the DNA of a horse and a human being!



People in Siberia are so severe that they are attacking bears!

четверг, 12 апреля 2012 г.

Book Blurb

   Life is full of surprises and cruel ordeals. There's only one way to survive - fight. She isn't an exception. She has to set face against the fate. Сonstant stresses and failures were so depressing, but she tough it out. And finally, a destiny gave her a happy chance, which shouldn't be missed...

четверг, 15 марта 2012 г.

A pieces of advice about Healthy Lifestyle


1. Be positive! It will help you to be psychologically tuned to work and have a positive impact on your health. 

2. If you really want to keep a healthy lifestyle - don't smoke, don't drink, don't take drugs. Never begin and stay as far as possible from it.

3. In order to avoid stress and depression, to save your time and efforts, you should organize your daily schedule if you want to succeed. 

4. To get enough strength and energy, you should sleep 6 - 8 hours per day. Deep sleep is the vital source of brain activity, good state of health and mood. If you don't get enough sleep, you'll feel constantly tired and possibility of productive work in the afternoon will sharply decrease.  

5. It is necessary to do morning exercices to help our organism to pass from a somnolence to wakefulness. As a result, our organism is capable to react adequately to external physical and mental irritants, and finally we feel less stresses. 

6. To look well, it is also necessary to eat right. Eat more vegetables and fruit in order that our organism received as much as possible essential and useful vitamins. 

7. Drinking plenty of water daily, you will help your body to improve digestion and absorption of nutrients, as well as output the unwanted toxins.  

8. What is necessary for your body it is fresh air! Spend as much time outdoors as possible and the results will amaze you!  

9. Hobby is one of the ways to relax after a tiring working day. It can help to take your mind off the fuss and routine of everyday life, and make you feel better. 

10. One of the tips to defeat stress are the extra activities. You can become a volunteer or just be a player of a team. This will help you escape from problems at work and home and just have a good time. 

пятница, 9 марта 2012 г.

пятница, 2 марта 2012 г.

Surpise party for the best friend

   Our best friend have a birthday soon, so, we decided to arrange a memorable birthday party for her. We are going to have a foaming party in a small town Lloret del Mar on south of Spain, because our friend was here on holidays for several times with her parents, and she told us that it's a place of her dream. As our friend a real party animal, she love clubs and dancing, this party will take place in the best night club of this town "Hollywood". That night DJ Tiesto will play here. Also, this club have the biggest dance floor in the town and a cosy bar with wide variety of drinks. We hope that she would like it.
My presentation
I have dinated 1250 grains of rice.

пятница, 24 февраля 2012 г.

Dialogue of Deamons


- Hello!
- Hey, you're late again!
- Sorry, I was a wee bit busy with my work.
- As usual! I'm tired of waiting, so I've already got a wee dram of whisky!
- So, there is nothing to do. Bye!

Deamons

   Кукуруза была первым культивируемым растением в Мексике, которая была выведена из бурьяна примерно девять тысяч лет назад.
   Предполагается, что распространение по Южной Америке заняло несколько тысяч лет. В настоящее время эта культура является существенной частью суточного рациона.
   Но початки кукурузы, найденные на древних местах археологических раскопок на севере Перу, свидетельствуют о том, что люди, жившие здесь примерно 6,700 лет назад, употребляли их в пищу. 
   Исследования, проведенные на древних початках,  показали, что они использовались гораздо разнообразнее, чем раньше считалось: из них делали кукурузную муку и даже поп-корн!
   Это означает, что в некоторых зонах, люди делали поп-корн еще до того, как изобрели гончарное ремесло. Как это у них получалось, особенно когда у них не было горшков, не известно. 
   Тем более неизвестно, когда они его ели, в том веке, когда кино еще не было изобретено.
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