пятница, 25 мая 2012 г.

When I'm bored, I usually:
- sleeping;
- listening to music;
- reading a book;
- surfing the Internet, watching some funny videos or something like that;
- doing my homework;
- cooking;
- walking with friends;
- daffing;
- call somebody;
- doing sports.

Bow to me, slave!

I believe, I can fly-y-y!

And now kiss me!

A new video monitoring system "I'm whatching you".

Hey, what's up, man? 

пятница, 18 мая 2012 г.

Read, watch, play

Hold Me Closer, Necromancer by Lish McBride
The story tells about the guy Sam who lives normal life, working at a fast food joint and hanging out with a close group of friends. But once he crosses paths with the local necromancer – a guy called Douglas, who recognises Sam as a fellow necromancer with latent powers.  Unfortunately for Sam, Douglas is not the type of person who likes to share his territory and he delivers an ultimatum: Sam has one week to decide whether to join Douglas and work for him or face the consequences. So Sam must learn to control his power in order to defeat a powerful and corrupt rival and save his friends.
   I don't know why, but supernatural things are always infatuates me, so I think that it would be interesting for me to read this book. Also, I like the genre of the book - mystery. 

Terra Nova
The series is initially set in 2149, a time when overpopulation and declining air quality worldwide threatens all life on Earth. After scientists discover a rift in spacetime, they begin sending people in a series of "pilgrimages" 85 million years into Earth's Cretaceous past, to a different "time stream". The series focuses primarily on the lives of the Shannon family (Jim, his wife Elisabeth, and their three children Josh, Maddy, and Zoe) as they join the Terra Nova colony in the prehistoric past. 
   I would like to watch this TV show because I'm really fond of science-fiction genre. Also, the theme of "apocalypse" is interesting and maybe I'm mad, but I think that most of this TV show is truth of what will happen with Earth in the future.

American Horror Story
The story focuses on a family which moves to a shabby mansion in Los Angeles. The reason of moving is that the main character fooled around with the young student, but his wife caught them. It was decided to try to keep a family and they moved to another city, in this ill-starred house. Soon they find out that this house is occupied by ghosts. There are many strange characters from the first series like the patient maniac, the housemaid who the wife sees as the terrible elderly woman, and the husband as the beautiful young person, trying to tempt him, and neighbors with the whims.
   I'd like to see this TV show too, because of paranormal things again. Also, I like to watch the development of intrigues and family wrangles.

Resident Evil
A series of bizarre murders have occurred on the outskirts of Raccoon City, with signs of cannibalism on the victims' remains. The Raccoon Police Department's Special Tactics And Rescue Service (S.T.A.R.S.) are assigned to investigate the murders. S.T.A.R.S. is divided into two teams: Alpha and Bravo. Bravo team is sent first, but after contact with them is lost, Alpha team is sent to investigate their disappearance. 
   I wouldn't mind to play this game because I saw a Resident Evil film series which based on this game and I really liked it. Zombies, blood, deaths - that's cool! :D

пятница, 11 мая 2012 г.

Texting in l33t


Basic:
LMAO - laughing my ass off
LOL - laughing out loud
MYOB - mind your own business 
BRB - be right back
n00b - newbie
OMG - oh my God
ROFL - rolling on the floor laughning
m8 - mate
10x - thanks
2moro - tomorrow 

Intermediate:
@TEOTD - at the end of the day
RUOK? - are you okay?
2L84 that - too late for that
CU L8R - see you later

Advanced: 
- my heart is in pieces and only you can put it together
- I guess I never told you, I'm so happy that you're mine
- Are you free tonight of is it going to cost me? 
- Funny, lame teens and their lame texting. 
- In theory there's no difference between and practic there is. 
- Welcome to my new favourite sport - text messaging!
- Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 

In London, some people wished for world peace and an end to greed. Others wished for something for themselves, like to travel round the world or to own an expensive sports car. One man wished for health, happiness and love. We hope their wishes come true.

N Lndn, sam ppl vshd 4 wrld p3ac3 n an 3nd 2 gr33d. Othrs vishd 4 smth 4 thmslvs, lik3 2 trvl round da wrld o 2 own n 3xp3nsiv sports ka. 1 man vishd 4 h3alth, hpEn3ss n luv. Vi houp th3yr vishs cam tru. 

четверг, 10 мая 2012 г.

Picture profile

   This European painting titled Still Life is a work of unknown artist from France. Presumable date of creation is late 19th century. The picture painted on canvas by oil. Its size 10 7/8 x 9 7/8 inches (i. e. 27.6 x 25.1 cm). Currently this brushwork is in the Philadelphia Museum of Art, in John G. Johnson Collection. 
   The picture interprets to us a spirit of madness and art, reigned over the boulevards of old France,  which was accompanied by tobacco, alcohol and women. France of 19th century became a shelter for outcasts of all Europe. Even then, the artists of the old school thought that the dissolute lifestyle isn't good, and drunken crowd of migrants, fights, etc.,  really piqued them. As we can see, the artist, who took the brush and draw this picture, sought to show one of the main human vices in all its  dreariness, which, unfortunately, modern in our days. Laying on the dark color layer by layer on the canvas, he built a gloomy, eerie design out of classical elements, not even knowing that his name will be forgotten.

четверг, 3 мая 2012 г.

Top 10 ways to be annoying


1. To sing vulgar songs loudly.
2. To ask a lot of stupid questions.
3. To dish the dirt.
4. Try to be very cute.
5. To play with an automatic pen during the lecture.
6. To say obvious things with a serious face.
7. Laughing very loudly and hysterically at absolutely unfunny things.
8. To take other people’s things without asking.
9. To write letters with a lot of mistakes.
10. To give useless advices.