My To-Do list

- Appear on the Royal reception 

- Be a bee 

- Catch a  thief when he robs a bank 

- Make a to-do list

- Donate my neighbour's breakfast to a homeless person

- Dye my hair to the colours of rainbow

- Gatecrash drunk to the gay bar

- Get a job in the UNO

- Go to Antarctic 

- Invent Barack Obama to my Birthday party

- Milk a goat

- Participate in Third World War

- Photocopy my cat's face

- Plant a bush of black roses

- Visit Mars

do a runner -  leave or escape hastily or furtively 

gatecrash - enter (a party or other gathering) without an invitation or ticket

skinny dipping - swim naked

an extra - an item in addition to what is usual or strictly necessary

A letter of complaint

   We were very surprised when we saw ourselves on the photo in the Internet. This is outrageous! You have no rights to do things like that! You are boldly exposed us and now people know that there are such creatures like us. If you won't delete this picture from anywhere, we'll have to kill you. AHAHA!

Breaking News

Crazy news - you will know about it first!

Zombie seagulls are attacking alive people!

Scientists combined the DNA of a horse and a human being!

People in Siberia are so severe that they are attacking bears!

"Salvatore" Glog

Glog

A poster of my autobiography

Poster

"The Prestige" Glog

"The Prestige" Glog

How Alfred Borden made his teleportation act "The Transported Man"?
What did Nicola Tesla create for Rupert Angier?
What does "the prestige" mean?

Book Blurb

   Life is full of surprises and cruel ordeals. There's only one way to survive - fight. She isn't an exception. She has to set face against the fate. Сonstant stresses and failures were so depressing, but she tough it out. And finally, a destiny gave her a happy chance, which shouldn't be missed...